Amish Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide…
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Cinderella
Cinderella is now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with…
Read the article →Don’t Take Life Too Seriously
FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set 2. A day without sunshine is like, night 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.…
Read the article →Gandhi
Mahatma Gandhi, as you may know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail…
Read the article →Groaner
A monastery in the English countryside had fallen on hard times, and decided to establish a business to defray their expenses, such as a bakery or winery. Being English, however, they decided…
Read the article →Jesus vs. Satan
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the…
Read the article →Lemon Juicing
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet: The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran…
Read the article →Limp Dog
A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. After he laid the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out a stethoscope, placing the receptor on the dog’s chest.…
Read the article →Near-death Experience
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing God, she asked if this was it. God…
Read the article →Scam Warning!
If you get an envelope from a company called the “Internal Revenue Service,” DO – NOT- OPEN IT! This group operates a scam around this time every year. Their letter claims that…
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