Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip.
As they lay down for the night, Holmes said: "Watson,
look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson said: "I see millions and millions of stars."
Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"
Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is
great and that we are small. Meteorologically, it
tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?
Holmes: "Watson, you bonehead. Somebody stole our